njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via lies4theliar)

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(Source: snoipahkat, via trashedwh0re)